05 May 2023

Friday Funny

What AI gave me was nowhere near this; this is a photoshopped version of what I wanted but could not achieve.
my part AI/part Photoshop interpretation of what Earth would look like with rings and more moons

Yesterday was "May the Fourth Be With You", and today is "Revenge of the Sith." So I'm resorting to space humor today. I have not yet been successful in creating an AI image of a sunset on the surface of Saturn, but I saw a pretty funny Star Trek challenge, and here are some of the best responses.

Prompt: Write a Star Trek script using only five words.

Computer, activate auto destruct sequence.

The Tribbles ate the ship.

Only the Red Shirts survived.

It was all a dream.

Kirk violated the Prime Directive.

First star to the left.

And straight on until dawn.

Beam me up, Scotty, now!

Don't wear the red uniform.

Hey, Red Shirt, watch out!

All the red shirts die.

There goes another red shirt.

And then it got worse.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Enterprise encounters more advanced aliens.

Enterprise encounters less sophistacated aliens.

Star Trek: The Musical Episode

I said, "Shut up, Wesley!"

No intelligent life down there.

We traveled in time again.

Red alert! Raise shields! (Explosion.)

Enterprise goes out and returns.

Spot the Cat Strikes Back

Kirk, I am your father!

And Picard saved the day.

Explore strange new worlds. Again.

The holodeck is malfunctioning again.


  1. I have to confess I am not a fan of star treck. :-( But your last sentence "the holodeck is malfunctioning again" is great. Could mean: The tech stuff in school is malfunctioning again. I just imagine school on the holodeck .... I could choose the programme, right? ...

    Have a nice week!

  2. I vote for Spot the Cat and/or the musical episode.

    These were great.


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