08 January 2010

Friday Funny

Saw this hilarious post over at Shoebox and took it upon myself to translate it into cycling vernacular.

* Seatbag equipped with knitting needles, crochet hook and 3 skeins of yarn

* Helium balloon bouquet tied to seat post in hopes rider's dreams of Italy in June or France in July come true

* Two words—white tights

* Replace wheels with iridescent hot pink Hula Hoops

* Replace spokes with spinner hubcaps

* Neighborhood dog attached to heel.

* Full-sized boom box on little red American Flyer attached to rear fender and blasting Queen's "Bicycle Race"

* Blackberry plugged into headlight

* Red lace bra in lieu of jersey

* Gingham panniers

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