21 February 2020

Friday Funny

I'm going to be a grandma again!

My adopted daughter asked (via text) if I will make her a pregnancy body pillow. I wanted to reply, "Poof! You are a pregnancy body pillow!" I resisted the urge but looked it up to find out what it would entail.

My goodness, that's a BIG pillow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Due to the massive amount of stuffing that would be required (although that might be a great way to get rid of a bunch of quilting scraps and maybe even old T-shirts and socks, cleaned of course) and my current desired Freedom From Deadlines, I told her I'll order one through Amazon and have it shipped to her.

She responded that her blood pressure is high and they are going to test her glenclose.

Now, I don't typically make fun of her typos. I'm grateful she is communicating with me, and it's delightful she's trying to master modern technology.

But my heavens, did this one make me laugh! I never saw the movie "Fatal Attraction" and have no intention of ever watching it, but that was the first thought that came to my mind. Perhaps this won't be humorous to anyone who doesn't know my adoptive daughter's teenage fetishes background. Suffice it to say there is reason the connection was made. And I'm very thankful to be able to laugh about it now.

So, she meant glucose. I was laughing so hard, I didn't immediately realize what she meant.

I hope this new grandbaby is going to be as sweet as today's laughter!


  1. Congratulations, how wonderful. Another sweety for you to love. I had that darn "glenclose" thing.... Hope hers is within normal limits.

    1. Thank you, Faith. I'm so sorry you had "glencose" too. I hope it's not giving you fits now. My dad's is really taking a toll on him.

  2. Another on the way sure is grand indeed. lol darn those glenclose spelling errors.

    1. Ha ha, Pat! Yes, she comes up with some memorable ones. But mostly, I'm stuck trying to figure out what she is trying to say when she types.

  3. Aww congrats on a new grandbaby!!!


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